With major European sponsors as backing, we are preparing for the final sprint towards the Democratic Convention in Denver, Aug 25-28. This is the plan: WE INTEND TO CLINCH THE NOMINATION OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY FROM OBAMA!
We Europeans are sick and tired of American Pendulum Presidential Politics; that is: eight years of rampant stupidity in the Oval Office followed by eight years of “hope.” Now we are taking things into our own hands. Cunningly circumventing the American system, we offer our own choice of candidate—Hannah Jefferson, an American expat who lives in Paris, a native-born American, as prescribed by the Constitution.
The time has come for Europe to take over American affairs. The chips are down. Push has come to shove!
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The Committee Of Europeans Against Obama approves of this message.
[This committee is also known as Europeans Embarrassed By Germans Letting Themselves Be Used As Convenient Backdrop For American Presidential Car Salesmen]
